{"product_id":"i-drink-and-i-know-things-white-mens-t-shirt","title":"I Drink and I know Things","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"vpet-container\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"vpet-main-description\"\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThis white mens T Shirt is built for the ones who keep it funny, confident, and effortless. Made from super soft 100 percent cotton with a clean everyday fit, it delivers lightweight comfort, breathable wear, and a bold graphic that does the talking without forcing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eEasy to wear, easy to style, and built for daily rotation, this tee works just as well off duty as it does out with friends. The direct to fabric print keeps the design sharp and clean, while the classic fit makes it reliable for repeat wear without losing comfort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdetails\u003e\n    \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAt a Glance\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n    \u003cul\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium mens graphic T shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrimary Use:\u003c\/strong\u003e Casual everyday wear, weekend outings, and relaxed lifestyle use\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProtection:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lightweight breathable coverage for warm weather comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Super soft 100 percent cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Comfortable classic fit for everyday wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/details\u003e\n  \u003cdetails\u003e\n    \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy It Stands Out\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThis shirt keeps things simple. Soft cotton comfort, a clean classic fit, and a bold graphic print that lands without trying too hard. 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The classic fit gives it an easy natural feel without being too tight or oversized, while the direct to fabric print keeps the graphic crisp through normal wear and washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/details\u003e\n  \u003cdetails\u003e\n    \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThis shirt follows standard U.S. mens sizing with a comfortable classic fit. 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