Neptunes Vanguard
Wine Chocolate and One Tired Duck Women’s Nightgown
Wine Chocolate and One Tired Duck Women’s Nightgown
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The Wine Chocolate and One Tired Duck Women’s Nightgown is made for evenings when comfort, chocolate, and a glass of wine are the only things left on the schedule. The artwork features a wildly disheveled duck holding a glass of red wine while sitting beside an open heart shaped box of chocolates and a bottle of Neptune’s Vanguard Wine.
Made from lightweight polyester with a comfortable A line silhouette, this red nightgown drapes naturally from the shoulders and provides plenty of room for sleeping, stretching, and lounging. The tagless construction feels smooth against the skin, while side seams help the garment maintain its shape.
Funny. Comfortable. Completely relatable. Whether you are unwinding after a long day, planning a quiet evening at home, or enjoying wine and chocolates with your favorite movie, this nightgown brings humor and personality to your nighttime routine.
At a Glance
- Humorous disheveled duck artwork
- Wine glass, wine bottle, and chocolate details
- Bright red women’s nightgown and sleep shirt
- Lightweight polyester construction
- Relaxed A line silhouette for comfortable movement
- Tagless design for irritation free comfort
- Great for sleeping, lounging, travel, and relaxing at home
- Runs true to size
Why It Stands Out
This nightgown captures the mood of anyone who has ever reached the end of a long day and decided that wine, chocolate, and comfortable sleepwear were the only reasonable answer.
The expressive duck, wild hair, droopy eyes, red wine, and open box of chocolates create a detailed scene filled with humor and personality. The rich colors stand out beautifully against the bright red fabric without overwhelming the overall design.
It is comfortable enough for sleeping and memorable enough to become your favorite evening lounge piece. Wear it for quiet nights, weekend mornings, movie marathons, or whenever you need a little comfort and a good laugh.
Product Features
- 100% polyester fabric
- Lightweight 6.0 oz/yd² construction
- Relaxed A line cut
- Side seams provide structure and shape retention
- Self fabric binding for a clean finish
- Tagless construction for smooth comfort
- Fabric holds its shape and dries quickly
- Runs true to size
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced components
Best For
- Bedtime and everyday sleepwear
- Wine and chocolate lovers
- Relaxing and lounging at home
- Quiet self care evenings
- Movie nights and pajama parties
- Girls’ nights and weekend trips
- Comfortable travel sleepwear
- Funny birthday and holiday gifts
- Women who enjoy playful and relatable artwork
Material & Build
- 100% polyester fabric
- Lightweight and breathable construction
- Soft A line silhouette for natural drape
- Side seamed construction for improved structure
- Self fabric binding around finished edges
- Tagless interior for irritation free wear
- Comfortable for sleeping and extended lounging
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle, maximum 30C or 90F
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
FAQ
Is this nightgown true to size?
Yes. This nightgown runs true to size and features a relaxed A line silhouette for comfortable sleeping and lounging.
Is the fabric lightweight?
Yes. The 6.0 oz polyester fabric is lightweight, comfortable, and designed to dry quickly while maintaining its shape.
Can this be worn as a lounge shirt?
Absolutely. The relaxed fit makes it suitable for sleeping, lounging, movie nights, slow mornings, and comfortable time around the house.
Does this nightgown make a good gift?
Yes. It makes a funny and memorable gift for birthdays, holidays, girls’ nights, wine lovers, chocolate lovers, or anyone who understands the need to relax after a long day.
Size Guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (in) | 32.99 | 33.50 | 33.98 | 34.49 | 35.00 | 35.51 |
| Chest Width (in) | 16.50 | 17.48 | 18.50 | 20.00 | 21.50 | 22.99 |
Production and Fulfillment
This product is made to order. Production begins after your order is placed to help reduce overproduction. Because each nightgown is individually produced, slight variations in print placement, color, and sizing may occur.
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