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Women's Relaxed Jersey Short Sleeve V-Neck Tee
Women's Relaxed Jersey Short Sleeve V-Neck Tee
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The My Attitude Is As Big As My Boobs – You've Been Warned Relaxed Fit Deep V-Neck Tee is made for women who aren't afraid to say exactly what's on their mind. Featuring the bold phrase "My Attitude Is As Big As My Boobs – You've Been Warned," this playful graphic delivers confidence, humor, and personality in one unforgettable design.
Printed on a premium women's relaxed fit deep V-neck tee, this shirt combines a flattering feminine silhouette with lightweight comfort. The ultra soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton feels incredible against the skin while the relaxed fit makes it perfect for everyday wear.
Whether you're headed to a beach bar, girls' night out, a concert, vacation, festival, or simply running errands, this tee is designed to turn heads and start conversations. Confident. Funny. Unapologetic. If your personality is just as bold as your wardrobe, this shirt belongs in your collection.
At a Glance
- Women's Relaxed Fit Deep V-Neck Tee
- Funny novelty graphic design
- Soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Lightweight everyday comfort
- Relaxed feminine fit
- Available in multiple colors
Why It Stands Out
Some shirts whisper. This one makes an introduction.
Designed for women with confidence, sarcasm, and a great sense of humor, this graphic tee is guaranteed to get laughs, compliments, and double takes. Whether you're the life of the party or simply enjoy wearing apparel that matches your personality, this shirt says it before you have to.
✔ Product Features
- Professionally printed high-resolution graphic
- Relaxed women's fit for everyday comfort
- Deep V-neckline for a flattering look
- Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
- Side-seamed construction for lasting shape
- Tear-away label for added comfort
Best For
- Girls' nights out
- Beach vacations
- Concerts & festivals
- Bars & breweries
- Summer outings
- Funny birthday gifts
- Bachelorette weekends
- Anyone with a bold personality and a sense of humor
Material & Build
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric (32 singles)
- Relaxed women's fit
- Deep V-neck styling
- Side-seamed construction
- Tear-away label
- Soft premium feel with excellent print quality
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not dry clean
- Iron on low if needed
- Do not iron directly over the printed design
FAQ
Is this shirt true to size?
Yes. It features a women's relaxed fit that offers a comfortable, flattering silhouette. If you prefer a more fitted look, consider sizing down.
Will the print fade?
With proper care, the professionally printed design is made to remain vibrant through repeated washing.
Is the fabric soft?
Absolutely. Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton is known for its exceptionally soft feel and premium quality.
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width (in.) | 18.50 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length (in.) | 25.00 | 25.75 | 26.50 | 27.25 | 28.00 |
| Size Tolerance (in.) | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Production & Fulfillment
Each shirt is printed to order using premium direct-to-garment (DTG) printing technology. Please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping. Every order is made specifically for you to help reduce overproduction and unnecessary waste.
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